Semi-retired copywriter. Marine Corps veteran. 40 years of business behind me. I write emails for small business owners who want conversion without the AI-generated slop. Async only. Never a Zoom call.
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I spent forty years running businesses. Before that, the Marine Corps. Now I write emails for other small business owners — because after all that, writing is the one thing I can still do async from Vermont in my pajamas, and do better than most.
I'm not going to promise you a 3x conversion lift or some other made-up metric. I'll write emails that sound like you (not like ChatGPT), get read, and move product. If you've been burned by an AI email service that produced flavorless copy your list ignored — that's the exact problem I solve.
Every email I ship gets run through AI-detection tools before delivery. Target score: under 5% AI-detected. If it scores over 10%, I rewrite. Your audience will never wonder if a robot wrote it, because a robot didn't.
Monthly retainers for consistent output. À la carte for specific sequences. All work is async — no calls, no meetings, no calendar coordination.
Founding rate applies to your first 3 months. After that, pricing transitions to standard rates shown above (with option to continue or part ways — no long-term commitment).
Async means we work through email — you send requests when convenient for you, I reply within 24 hours. Revisions and questions happen in writing. Everything is documented, nothing gets forgotten.
No Zoom calls. No scheduled meetings. No calendar coordination. You save your day for actual work, I save mine for actual writing. If you need a copywriter who takes meetings, this isn't a match — and I'll tell you honestly at intake.
Below. About five minutes.
Either a proposal or an honest "not a match."
You review, mark it up, send back.
Rhythm builds over the first month.
About five minutes. I read every submission personally and reply within 24 hours from brian@graybeardcopy.com.